Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some dirty holiday jokes or Santa jokes for adults to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG Keep scrolling! More Christmas Jokes For Adults This is Guy's favourite tale to tell at grown-up parties. You can tell it as it is, or else you could improvise and improve the yarn depending on the nationalities present at your Christmas gathering. 'Waiter - There's a Fly in My Champagne'.
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Santa Claus goes down a chimney to find an older woman laying on the couch in a bath robe.. She says to him, “Santa can you stay with me tonight, please?” Santa says, “no no no, gotta go. Gotta deliver presents to all the boys and girls”. More jokes about: dirty, life, Santa, women One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule%(K).
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